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Who’s This Hot Slut in the New Wendy’s Logo? →
…The familiar, dead-eyed, Children of the Corn-esque rendering of the chain’s namesake has been re-imagined as a slightly older-looking redhead whose hair has shading, volume, and sexy body. The angle of her pigtails is less offensive to physics. While the old Wendy was fully contained within her circle, a two-dimensional prisoner cooking up hamburgers all day long for hungry adults even though she’s a child, she’s just a child, the new Wendy bursts forth from her circle; it literally cannot contain her.
“Heyyyy,” this leaning, leering Wendy seems to say, in a voice that is surprisingly deep, “You guys want some hamburgers?”
The yellow/red/random curly-cue/weird shaped background has been cast aside in favor of a devastating expanse of nothingness.
The old font, a wild west throwback, has been swapped out for a more casual type reminiscent of handwriting, as though thoughtless Wendy forgot to have a professional sign made for her new restaurant, and just hand-wrote something herself on white computer paper the day it opened. If you look closely, you’ll notice that the red of the apostrophe is a slightly different shade of red than that of the letters, and then never be able to stop noticing that…
Hilarity via Gawker
